“MEMOIR: BLONDE LIGHTNING”

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Twinklbear was in a taxi on the way to work. Twinklebear is my Twin Flame, “Twinklbear” Lesley Maclean. In England, the taxi drivers are predominantly Muslim. Most of the taxi drivers Twinklbear runs into, are polite and non-political. Yesterday, she ran into one of a different stripe.

Twinklebear is always polite to taxi drivers, making benign conversation on the short trips. Unfortunately, the driver Twinklebear drew from the lot, decided to make not only his political views—but also his nationalistic and relgious views known. He ranted….

“I am a Kurd and proud to be Muslim! It is a known fact that you (the British) and the Americans ‘made’ al Queda, the Taliban and ISIS! Osama Bin Laden was a ‘plant’ by President George Bush! It was an American conspiracy by England and America to kill Muslims!”

At this point, Twinklebear read him the riot act. She told him off that Muslims who emigrate to England, are ungrateful to be there, and unwilling to adopt English ways–refusing to assimilate.

She related what other taxi drivers had related to her, that they were proud to now be British now. To this, the driver patronizingly said….

“They were all just being ‘polite’ to the ‘pretty blonde English lady’…not saying what they really felt….”

At this, Twinklebear tore the driver a brand new arsehole. He didn’t know what hit him. Poor suckah.

He was hit by “Blonde Lighting!”


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BLONDE LIGHTNING: Twinkle’s pretty and pleasant appearance belies her toughness.

Ha! These poor, puny mortals! Forgive them Twinklbear, for they know not what they do.

Hey man, doan mess with Blonde Lightning!”

My Twin Flame “Twinklebear” Lesley Maclean, is bottled lightning, thunder in an attractive female form. She lays back, all calm and pleasant…but once angered—look out!

She’s ready to strike—like a pissed off Queen Cobra—at the offending human. She is venomous vitality itself, baby! That’s my Twinklebear, my “Blonde Lightning!”

Her fangs are retracted, until the moment that she is offended, or a loved one is insulted or threatened.

Then, her long fangs become extended—dripping with poisonous venom—a deadly toxin guaranteed to deal an instant arse-kicking to the “lucky recipient!”

Oh man…I shudder when I think of it!

There are many things about Twinklebear that many—even those who think that they know her—don’t realize. One is that once someone, even a so-called friend crosses the line with her, they are toast.

Now, granted, it takes a lot to even get to that “line” with Twinklebear, for she is an extremely compassionate and patient person. But once you cross that line….

She can shut the offenders off, just like that!

She is so patient, because she is such a giving person. But many people are such selfish beings, that they try to take advantage of Twinks, mistaking her patience for weakness. Bad mistake!

They don’t know her like I do. Oh my God! Don’t cross my Blonde Lightning! She will reduce you to burning cinders, just like she did with that Kurdish taxi driver!

She is patient….until she is not

I just watched the 2017 “Wonder Woman” Film. I’ll tell ya what! Wonder Woman—Diana in the movie, has nothing on my Twinklebear, my Blonde Lightning!

Whoa! Love Twinklebear so much!

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Abandon all hope ye who cross Twinklebear
Through her you pass into the city of woe
Through her you pass into eternal pain
Through her among people lost for aye


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I love you, Twinklebear
Forever and a day
Twin Flames, Podmates always
Bear Pact Forever
12 12 12 in every way

SCOTT “SOOKYBEAR” WONG

2 thoughts on ““MEMOIR: BLONDE LIGHTNING”

  1. Thank you my sookybear,what a nice memoir. They do say patience, is a virtue but ” my goodness” some people really do test that. I won’t be sat in my own country, being told by a ” middle Eastern person ” that my people , and my country is bad! When they are sat driving me in a taxi! We now have the danger within our walls this is , what Bush, and Blair, between them created. I do believe ( now I even said this to the driver ” there probably were no weapons, of mass destruction” ). However, there was a Tyrant, of a leader ” Saddam Hussein” and his sons, who needed to stop the culling, of their own people. No one should have to be killed! This particular ” taxi driver” agreed, that Iraq, is now far worse, as the people who took over from Saddam Hussein, are worse, than he ever was. This I am not so sure of? This is why they are here ( said the driver) “well if we got rid of a government, which YOU opposed,” I say to the driver, ” should you not be glad, and thankful, to be here in England?” He said ” No !” We dislike you, and the Americans!” France, is good, he said. So I tell him “go and live in France then!” It makes me wonder, what someone’s motives are , to be in the UK, or worse , England, my country, when their allegiance, and hearts, are not sworn, to here. Now there are type of ” Muslims” we should not have in England. As they WILL eventually turn from within! We need to get rid of France’s ways. Once and for all. Such a shame” William the Conqueror” slayed our only ” Anglo Saxon king! ” We need to move back to a more Saxon way of life! Again my Sookybear, such a wonderful memoir. I love you always and a day! Podpact Twinflames 🐻 pact forever! 12

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