“MEMOIR: SENSUOUS SATELLITES”

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SATELLITES AND OTHER SPACE JUNK: How sexy can it be?

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FROM A SCIENCE JOURNAL

“Space buffs know that Earth’s orbit is littered with space junk, including defunct satellites, spent rocket boosters, and other random debris—about 11,500 objects bigger than 4 inches across. It’s a worry: every one of these speeding bits of hardware could damage…a working satellite.

The latter could create a lot more debris….creating something called the Kessler Syndrome in which the fragments of a smashed satellite could go on to smash more satellites, creating more debris to go on to smash other satellites, and so on.

It turns out that such debris could trap infrared radiation—the greenhouse effect—then that could affect the weather.


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You’re probably wondering what this has to do with Twin Flames, and my Twin Flame, “Twinklebear” Lesley Maclean and me.

Let me just say that a scientific discussion that Twinkle and I had this morning, revealed to me, how appealing her intellect is to me, on many levels.

Including surprisingly, on a sexual level.

Let me make one thing clear: this memoir will not devolve into a pornographic sweatfest—meant to titillate readers (sorry, readers! Ha!) to apoplexy.

Rather, it is a carefully calculated scientific explanation, of what occurs between Twin Flames—if the conditions are “right.”

So if you as a reader, find your breathing rate speeding up, and heart rate hammering away like Sebastian Vettel’s Formula 1 car goin’ down the straight at 220 mph—that means that you are a pervert beyond help! Ha!

Let me first commiserate with my poor Baby! Twinklebear has an emerging cold, and doesn’t feel all that well today. My poor Baby! Awwwwww.

Let this information set the stage for a conversation we had this morning.

In spite of the way she felt, she offered this conversational tidbit….

“I have a feeling that sun flares, and the way they affect or even damage satellites, can change the weather. Sookybear, you have no idea of how many satellites we have orbiting the Earth. There is so much space junk!

God, Twinklebear is brilliant!

How did I respond to Twinklebear’s scientific contention? Did I offer a counteractive and erudite devil’s advocate point of view? Did I attempt to attack the empiricism behind her hypothesis? No, none of the above.

Instead, I became unnecessary!

Allow me to explain.

“To become unnecessary,” is a quaint and archaic British slang term for….getting horny.

Sorry, there’s no polite way of saying this. In this particular case, this was an inexplicable response, by my autonomic nervous system to a seemingly benign and sexless statement by Twinklebear.

FROM THE BIOLOGY DICTIONARY:

The autonomic nervous system (ANS) is a complex set of neurons that mediate internal homeostasis without conscious intervention or voluntary control. The autonomic nervous system maintains blood pressure, regulates the rate of breathing, influences digestion, urination, and modulates sexual arousal

Whoa! Fancy way of saying that I got a….never mind.

Okay so I….became unnecessary….so sue me.

However, this was not an isolated incident with Twinklebear and me. Twinklebear often affects me this way, when she is making an intellectual point. Oh my God, I love her brilliant mind!

Her cerebral self is so sexy!

There are oftentimes when Twinklebear is making a lucid intellectual point, when my response is to want to….you know (“WINK”).

At times like this, I might be leering at her scientific theories, and Twinklebear might huffily say….

“Hey! My eyes are up here!”

Ha! So funny!

There is the synchronicity of thought between Twin Flames, to be discussed. One feature of being a Twin Flame couple, is that each “Twin” can empathetically “feel” what the other Twin is feeling.

Sexually and sensuously, this is true of Twinklebear and me.

Twinks and I are so close as Twin Flames, that when one of us takes a lead in becoming “unnecessary,” the other Twin immediately falls into alignment—to become instantly and equally as unnecessary, as the other Twin. This occurred in our discussion of satellites and space junk.

I describe this arousal process between Twinklebear and me as….

“Going from zero to sixty in a half a second”

Which is in fact, faster acceleration that Sebastian Vettel’s Formula 1 Ferrari is capable of!

It is amazing, how sexy the topic of satellites, space junk and how they affect the weather, can be (“WINK”).

I love you, Twinklebear
Forever and a day
Twin Flames, Podmates always
Bear Pact Forever!
12 12 12 in every way

SCOTT “SOOKYBEAR” WONG

2 thoughts on ““MEMOIR: SENSUOUS SATELLITES”

  1. What? ” You bad boy! ! ” Satelites, are sexy as hell! Ha! Well not the satelites themselves, but space, and matter, red dwarves, solar wind, solar flares, even black holes ! “Black holes ” are one of the scariest things ,known to all mankind, and Alien kind, alike. As they absorb, and engulf , suck in everything within their auric field ( never we believe) to be seen again. Some say they are portals or wormholes. ” Oh never mind” Donk! ” ” Do pay attention sookybear!!” Wink! ” Very bad boy! ” Ha!
    Such a great article, thanks so much. Oh here’s another ” Donk!” You had beer last night didn’t you? Hmmm ” bad boy! ” Ha! Your head will look like the surface of the moon soon! I don’t mean “bright!” I mean ” bumpy!” 😂🐻1⃣2⃣ Podmates Twinflames 🐻 pact forever and a day ….

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  2. Owww! Hey AC Twinklebear, watch it with that rolling pin–you sexy thing! Next thing we know, you’ll be pontificating on parallel universes—then I’ll become unnecessary again, and jump on you. Ha! Yes, I had ale last night….”RUNNING”….awww…I love you, Baby! Now, calm down, put down the rolling p9n…and tutor me on the fine points of E=mc2! Mmmmmm….heh. Twin Flames, Podmates, Bear Pact Forever! 12 12 12

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