“MEMOIR: COME ALONG, DEAR”

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RETIREMENT’S GREAT: “Come along, Sookybear.”

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DISCLAIMER

This is a fictional account of how my retirement unfolds with Twinklebear, but it could happen! Ha!

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My Twin Flame love, “Twinklbear” Lesley Maclean, is beautiful!

“And so sexy,” I thought, as I followed her in the department store. Watching her in her 5 inch stiletto heels and pencil skirt, I felt myself become aroused.

I would have become even more aroused, if it weren’t for the five heavy shopping bags I was lugging around!

Twinklebear was talking in front of me, assured that I was faithfully following, hanging on her every word….

“….then after we’re done here….we’ll go to Forever 21 Shoes down the block…then after that….we’ll hit the Metroplitan Museum of Art…then after…..”

Her voice trailed off, as I was becoming exhausted from carrying 123 pounds of merchandise. My face was dotted with sweat, my breathing labored!

But my ears perked up, when I heard Twinklbear say from 20 yards ahead of me….

“Sookybear, look at these adorable Bermuda shorts with the little kittens on them! Omg! They would look great on you! We’ll get duds like them for you, and so on and so forth”

Oh my God. Is there an available electric chair nearby that I can sit on, and hit the switch myself? Twinklbear continued, her voice even fainter from 30 yards ahead….

“…..and look at these Hawaiian shirts! So brilliant! We’ll get these for you…and look at those white golf shoes…I have to get these for you…”

Maybe I should quit my “retirement,” and go to work in a McDonald’s…heh.

I was huffing and puffing, by the time we got to the cashier. It was then, that my beloved Twinklebear said….

“Come along, dear. Now we’ll go to the Magic Trip Travel Agency, and book a month’s cruise around the world. Just think of it! Shuffleboard, table tennis….you in those shorts with the kittens…..”

It was then, when I jumped out of the 15th floor window of the department store.
Goodbye cruel world! Ha!

The question is, will my beloved Twlnklbear donk me on the head, with her Donking Hammer when she reads this? Ha!

“DONK” Owwww…!


I love you, Twinklebear
Forever and a day
Twin Flames, Podmates always
Bear Pact Forever
12 12 12 in every way

SCOTT “SOOKYBEAR” WONG

2 thoughts on ““MEMOIR: COME ALONG, DEAR”

  1. Yes I will ! Ha! You bad, bad ,boy! “” Donk! ” Do not forget the socks, and sandals, to complete the holiday makers look. Ha! Sookybear. All jokes aside, you would love it! You forgot to mention the lingerie store! Wink! You see it’s not all bad!
    Aww I love this memoir, thanks so much. I love you! Podmates Twinflames 🐻 pact forever and a day! 1⃣2⃣🐻

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  2. Yes, dear. Whatever you say, dear. That’s okay then, AC Twinklebear, about the lingerie shop. You can give me a PRIVATE show, with or without (“WINK”) the lingerie. So hot! YOU, you sexy thing! awww. I love you Forever and a day, my Baby. Twin Flames, Podmates, Bear Pact always! 12 12 12

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