“MEMOIR: SUPER SOULMATES”

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JUNE 15, 2015

“I have just heard the biggest load of bullcrap, from a psychic medium. Get this! She told me that I would soon be meeting a beautiful blonde Brit, with whom I will fall madly in love with. She told me that in one year’s time, I would be declaring my undying love for this woman, and dig this part—that I’d be calling her my eternal Soulmate, or some navel gazing crap like that! Can you believe it? I, who am the world’s biggest skeptic and agnostic about spiritual matters, falling for that pile of malarkey? Ha! Wotta joke! And here’s the best part! This charlatan said I’d be adopting the ridiculous nickname of ‘Sookybear,’ and that I’d be calling this blonde Brit ‘Twinklebear!’ Ha! I guess that LSD’s makin’ a comeback in the fortune teller world, huh? She musta been stoned!”

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MAY 2, 2017

SIGH….

Where am I? I just woke up from a two year nap, and everything’s changed around here. First of all, there’s this gorgeous busty blonde, hangin’ on my arm, breathing into my ear (now, that’s nice…), tellin’ me that she will love me, for always and a day. What the hell does that mean? Man, is she hot, though! I wouldn’t mind pumping her for information,ya know what I mean? (*WINK*)

Wait a minute! Holy crap…she’s calling me “Sookybear!” Didn’t that psychic mention that nickname, what? Two years ago? What’s goin’ on here? “Hey Baby, what’s your name?”…..”Twinklebear Lesley Maclean!” Uh oh. Hey! She’s got a British accent? What’s up with that? Didn’t that medium….?

I’m a dead duck!

I don’t know what’s goin’ on, but now Twinklebear’s sitting on my lap! Heh..I could get used to this! Oh, that squirming around! Uhhh….anybody know what “feeling unnecessary” means? She keeps sayin’ that. Does she mean that she feels of no use? Huh? This British slang! Go figure, man!

I think I have to see a doctor. I can’t remember what led up to this…well, I do admit, it is pretty nice…but still. Do I have amnesia? I was in NYC one minute, then I end up here….two years later?

THE NEXT DAY

“Hello Mr. Wong. I’m Doctor Phealbettuh, and your…she calls herself your Super Soulmate…brought you to our psychiatric clinic here at London Royal Hospital…yes, you are in England. It seems that you have no recall of the past two years. Whilst we had you under anesthesia this morning, we did extensive testing on you. I have to tell you, that I have seen this phenomenon before. Its appears that you have fallen madly, and that is the operative term here, madly in love with Ms…Twinklebear, and it has driven you clinically insane, with an overdose of joyous love. Yes, there is no cure for it. I’m afraid that you and Ms. Twinklebear, are destined to be eternal Soulmates together. I have however, given Ms. Twinklebear instructions, for an organic treatment plan to implement at home…it might help…”

AFTER A WEEK OF INTENSIVE “TREATMENT” BY TWINKLEBEAR

“Hey Baby, no more! Call the ambulance! A man needs his rest, ya know what I mean? But every day? Yeah, I do feel better, I admit that. But this much better? Mmmm….yes, is it time for my daily treatment again? well, okay…you know best…”

MANY MONTHS LATER

Today, Twinklebear and Sookybear are committed Super Soulmates, two Souls who united, near the beginning of time, before the world saw its first ice caps. Some in the ultra-trendy, so-called spiritual community, refer to what they are as “Twin Flames.” However, Sookybear and Twinklebear are so much more that utilitarian description. Their love is much more comprehensive, because they are of the rare breed of Soulmates, who have been unified since the very inception of time, itself. They are in fact, elite in the Soulmate world, truly two of the Originals.

They are Super Soulmates.

I love you, Twinklebear
Forever and a day
Super Soulmates, Soul Podmates Always
Bear Pact Forever!
12 12 12 in every way

SCOTT “SOOKYBEAR” WONG

2 thoughts on ““MEMOIR: SUPER SOULMATES”

  1. So hilariously funny ! Wait … Where am I ? What’s this WordPress? “Huh ?” I am reading in an American accent ? Go figure .. ” hey doenwrrybowdit ” !!! Ha !!
    Seriously , wow! Such a brilliant , clever, funny , charming, article about our ” super soul mate ” connection! I love it ! I love you ! Always and a day. Thanks so much , my ” Sookybear” . 121212

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  2. Ha! So funny—YOU! Heh, so glad you found this funny, My AC Twinklebear Lesley Maclean! Hey! It IS time for another treatment, isn’t it? But YOU get to wear the fur mitt this time! YOU! Ha! Love you Forever and a day, you sexy thing! Such a Bad Girl!!! 12 12 12 🙂

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